Tojo, you are a drama queen. You are a jerk, and you bite me (which is, coincidentally, why you are in time-out right now). You wake me up at ungodly hours and keep me awake until hours only the sinful keep. You munch on things that are dear to me, and ignore the things I spend my hard-earned money to buy you.
But you are also adorable, and cuddly, and enjoy the things that I do, like eating. You are my little pug guy and you're very special to me. And, as this picture proves, we kind of match.